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    Pickup Lines

    Post  Cynical on Thu Jan 29, 2009 8:35 am

    Alright people eedo Cynical is asking for your help here
    Since it’s about time I start looking for my 2nd husband and apparently my game ain’t as smooth as it was 15 yrs old, I need you to drop your illest game/pick lines on here for me. None of that cheesy ish either, I’m not that great looking so my swaggeh’s got be top notch ya digg?

    iight kids get to work *slaps ur behind*
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    Re: Pickup Lines

    Post  balaayo on Thu Jan 29, 2009 9:40 am

    walal miyaad dhuustay? course you just blew me away.


    best pick-up line for garoobs, it works ask dudette. Lol


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    Re: Pickup Lines

    Post  Dudette on Thu Jan 29, 2009 10:00 am

    "Aboowe macaan, what color is your pubic hair?" I use that all the time, it usually works when I want them to avoid my surroundings.

    Balaayo,ii qosol, and I might just knock your rusted teeth out.ihi kuteh.


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    Re: Pickup Lines

    Post  balaayo on Thu Jan 29, 2009 11:59 am

    "aboowe maxa laga sameeye? Itchy bombs? Aan ku arkayba hoosta i cun cuntay"



    Dudette stop copy and pasting from the garoob forum iska alifo dee. Loool


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    Re: Pickup Lines

    Post  Cynical on Fri Jan 30, 2009 9:54 am

    Haha, now I'm beginning to understand why the both of u live in a single apartment with 14 cats.


    But eh-yo why do men get all the good lines:
    "If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head tonight?"
    "The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word."
    "My face is leaving in 15 minutes...be on it!"
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    Re: Pickup Lines

    Post  Dudette on Fri Jan 30, 2009 12:59 pm

    Because they're dirty minded heifers, who think naughty every other minute.

    Balaayo, I knew you were some cheap old fart, with twelve kids. Garoob forum, my dabo, that was my ish nayaa.


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    Re: Pickup Lines

    Post  Tuke-Waloo on Sat Jan 31, 2009 9:27 am

    Me: Abaayo, I can make u say "aboowe stop"

    she: how?

    Me Very Happy
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    Re: Pickup Lines

    Post  McSteamy on Sat Jan 31, 2009 5:41 pm

    LOOOOOOL@ my face is leaving 15 minutes...be on it!


    A loser used that on me Rolling Eyes , I was like affraid then Evil or Very Mad but later I found it hilarious
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    Re: Pickup Lines

    Post  Cynical on Wed Feb 11, 2009 6:24 am

    ^ quit lying, you and I both know homeboy had you turning pinkish/purple from blushing so hard.

    heres my favorite line.
    “don’t be so picky… I wasn’t” hehe
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